Today I had some time some time in between my morning and afternoon assignments. I thought it'd be creepy to sit in my car in the parking lot at the school so I drove a few blocks away and parked.
A shady lane, everybody wants one.
If I drive away it looks like I was doing something wrong.
If I stay, I'm a creeper.
@ChateauOfADoubt: Don't mind me, I'm just sitting in my car in front of your house eating lunch. #notweird #notcreepyatall
Douche: Hey, would you mind backing up?
Emily: Uh, sure.
Definitely not blocking driveway
Douche: yeah, you're blocking our trees.
BLOCKING YOUR TREES ARE YOU KIDDING IF YOU THINK I'M CREEPY THEN JUST SAY SO